I would've called this blog entry "The Cruise to Nowhere", but we actually did go to Cozumel for a little while and we managed to get off the boat for a couple hours. So here's our story: Joe decided to treat me to a cruise to Mexico for my 30th birthday and our 5 year Anniversary. My dad flew in from California to take care of Jessica for the week. (I think Grandpa Jim and Jessica had just as much fun, if not more fun, as Joe and I.) We sailed out of Mobile, Alabama on Monday and we were supposed to get to Cozumel on Wednesday morning around 8am. However, the ship's propulsion system broke on Tuesday evening and we could only go half speed. This put us into Cozumel around 2pm so I missed my 11am appointment to swim with dolphins, total bummer. We did manage to get off the cruise ship but it was so rainy and windy that we decided the cruise ship was much more comfortable and went back after less than 2 hours on land.

As you can see, we managed to get some pictures with the ship.

After we got back on the boat in Cozumel we learned that the mechanics on board the ship couldn't fix the problem and we would have to head straight home, skipping our 2nd port in
Playa del Carmen, just to make it back to Mobile on the scheduled day. So, we were stuck on the boat which didn't bother Joe any because we got refunded all the money for our shore excursions and he got to spend more time on the boat, which is what he prefers anyway. (I prefer adventurous shore excursions.) Joe's favorite thing to do on cruise ships is sitting on the deck and reading. There was an "Adults Only" spot where Joe did most of his reading (when it wasn't too cold to go outside).

I joined him for about 10 minutes, I can't stand being the slightest bit cold, I'm a sissy la la when it comes to being cold.

We dressed up for formal night. Joe has his signature suit on, looking handsome as ever.

I found this pretty purple dress at Ross for $15!!!

Sorry we didn't get any better pictures of the two of us all dressed up. The Mikado Theatre was spectacular, I really enjoyed watching all the corny shows they put on for us. All of the male dancers were definitely batting for the other team.

Before we left, Jess and I took Grandpa with us to Stroller Strut so he could experience that part of our daily lives. We showed him how we bundle Jessica up and walk over to the gym. He got a good workout too.

We hung up pictures of Jessica in our room.

Here are some more pictures of our stateroom.

We were fancy "Yankees" with a window. (One of our fellow ship mates called us Yankees over breakfast, it struck me odd that you would call someone a Yankee that you just met, but I guess that's coming from a Yankee.)

Towel animals make me happy... this one is a dog

And this one is a frog.

Joe checking out more cruise destinations in the magazine provided to us in our room. I think 3 day cruises are in our future... I can't be stuck on a ship for 5 days again and I've discovered that I go a little crazy after not seeing my baby girl after the third day.

Our favorite part of cruising: THE FOOD!!!!

I ate tons of seafood, but here I am eating snails. I think the warm chocolate melting cake had crack or nicotine in it because I am having withdrawals.

We prefer the sit down meals to the buffet, but we would go and hit the buffet after the sit down meals to make sure we didn't miss out on anything. Now I know why they don't allow pregnant women on cruises: they would eat so much that they would gain their whole pregnancy weight in one week. Although, I think I saw some pregnant women on this cruise... it was hard to tell. There were a lot of questionable characters on this ship with us, almost like Jerry Springer had given all his past guests a cruise vacation.

It was a beautiful ship, very nicely decorated. Here is the buffet.

Here is a video of the last sunset we watched from our stateroom window.
This video makes me sad, it is grandpa getting ready to give her his final bottle before going to the airport. She sure misses you grandpa. Before I left I was instructing grandpa on all things Jessica and when I came back he was giving me the rundown on what she likes... it was cute.
Jessica figured out the bouncer while we were on the cruise, it's a crack up, here's a video.
She also improved her technique with the walker, although she needs to work on the steering. She might get pulled over as a suspected DUI driving like that.
She says Dada constantly now, Joe isn't convinced that she knows what she is saying. I would argue otherwise if she were saying momma.
We also had visit from Uncle Larry and Aunt Ruth the day after we got back from our cruise. They were checking out their new beach house near Ft Walton Beach and we had a very enjoyable visit. I am kicking myself for not getting pictures, especially since Jessica sure seemed to like Aunt Ruth.